AshaPhoenix

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

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its-a-lush-life:

GIVEAWAY! 

150 subscribers tonight, thank you! :) I’m doing this quite soon after my first giveaway because it was fun.

WHAT YOU WIN:

• Elf Zit Zapper rollerball
• Ulta Buttercream Delight 3 in 1 shampoo, shower gel, and bubble bath
• Lush Bohemian lemon soap sample
• Bath and Body Works Fresh Picked Cherries anti-bacterial soap

All items have never been used! I did rip the packaging open to smell the Lush soap but I taped it back up, haha :)

TO ENTER YOU MUST:

• Be following my blog (its-a-lush-life)
• Live in the US
• Be 18 or older or have a parent’s permission to give me your name and address to ship prize
• Reblog this post! - You may enter as many times as you’d like.
• Have your ask box open so I can contact you if you win.

I will be choosing a winner May 1st at random! Good luck! :)

its-a-lush-life:

GIVEAWAY! 

150 subscribers tonight, thank you! :) I’m doing this quite soon after my first giveaway because it was fun.

WHAT YOU WIN:

• Elf Zit Zapper rollerball
• Ulta Buttercream Delight 3 in 1 shampoo, shower gel, and bubble bath
• Lush Bohemian lemon soap sample
• Bath and Body Works Fresh Picked Cherries anti-bacterial soap

All items have never been used! I did rip the packaging open to smell the Lush soap but I taped it back up, haha :)

TO ENTER YOU MUST:

• Be following my blog (its-a-lush-life)
• Live in the US
• Be 18 or older or have a parent’s permission to give me your name and address to ship prize
• Reblog this post! - You may enter as many times as you’d like.
• Have your ask box open so I can contact you if you win.

I will be choosing a winner May 1st at random! Good luck! :)

Whoever she is she is so beautiful. I wish i looked half as awesome as her, and that HAIR <3

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I WANT :(

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The Killers

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